A family with small children bought this home. All the cabinets and countertops were designed to make it easy for the kids to get to the soap. Notice the hardwood floors throughout. This was done to enhance the experience of falling for the children. The parents thought that if they hurt themselves they might learn not to fall. They wanted us to build the back deck without a railing, but we would never have passed inspection if we honored that request.
We actually don't think the parents went far enough with this concept. We could have created many more traps and potential accident zones if they had made the request. You of course know that we are joking about this home, but we can get quite creative in our home building process. We'd be happy to bring that creativity to bear on your project when you are ready.